MamaBlogger365 – The Road to My House is Paved with Good Intentions (Part 1, I think) by *Dr Mama* Amber Kinser

This is an ode to unfinished business. Broken promises. Good ideas that never made it past the idea stage. Starts whose stops came prematurely. Beginnings with unimpressive endings. If you’re thinking: Wait. That sounds suspiciously like Amber’s life, you’d be right. If you’re thinking: Wait, that sounds suspiciously like my life, you’d be my new best friend. Like AimingLow.com, I’m working here to raise mediocrity to a new level.

First I want to thank my family for staying out of the ingredients that I marked with SAVE FOR RECIPE, like that package of Swiss cheese, even though the cheese molded, I never made the alleged recipe, and I have no idea what recipe that cheese was even for.

But let’s don’t start talking about recipes that never made it past the print stage. For some reason, I can’t remember why, I get recipes delivered to my work email account. At first I was kind of annoyed because it broke my work rhythm, but then I was kind of grateful because it broke my work rhythm.

I’ve printed a (high) number of those recipes, folded them in half, put them in my satchel with a plan to stop by the grocery store on the way home for ingredients, driven past the grocery store on the way home, and cleaned them out of my bag months later when I moved them to the recycling bin. (I’m sad about the loss of that peach-and-brie quesadilla one, because that sounded weird enough to be almost interesting.)

But those aren’t the problem so much as the time, money, and refrigerator space that were wasted with food that never got “et” because it never got made.

Asparagus, parsley, chile pepper in adobo sauce, and don’t make me bring up that cauliflower out in the backup refrigerator in my garage (and by “backup” I mean the fridge the previous owners of our home left here, and for good reason since it has two spots on the dial that work: room temp or frozen-to-ruin) because that will only make me think about whatever that brown stuff is that seems always to be on the bottom shelf which I keep meaning to clean and never do… or maybe I did and it came back… I honestly can’t remember.

And next I want to apologize to my family for the big fat lie that there was some illustrious entrée (I only cook entrées, as it turns out) forthcoming from that ingredient I forbade you to eat, mostly because I bet whatever YOU were going to make from that ingredient was tastier and more filling than what I ended up making, which was nothing.

And no, all those cookbooks in my cookbook collection, the ones I pour over and think hard about and make lists from and have multi-colored tabs sticking out of—those are not predictive of future meals either, so don’t get too excited about that. They say as much about some plan that will come to fruition as do the stacks of catalogues in our family room and living room (a.k.a. the “sacred room” because there is no television but lots of books and quiet in there) that have pages folded up to create their own version of tabs. These tabs are indicative of the clothing items I’m never going to buy, plus various kitchen items that I’m also never going to buy but that’s OK because they were never going to meet an ingredient anyway.

And yes, I think it’s safe to say that those bins of photos—the ones that are already framed for god’s sake—are never going to make it up on the wall in our house, where we’ve lived for, I guess, five years now, but then they never made it up on the wall at the last house where we lived for three years. Hey remember when they were up on the wall in the house before that? That was sorta fun, wasn’t it? Let’s just keep that memory alive. Plus all those dinners I made at our last house when I was first into the crock pot thing—my son remembers that because he swore we had beef stew every night even though I hardly ever made the same recipe twice and even though it was decidedly chicken that we had every night. But prepared with different ingredients I’d like to point out. I bet he longs for those days of the same ol’ same ol’ now. Yeah. Well.

And since all the things I’ve not completed are apparently too numerous to fit into a single post—I have lots more scribbled on the 3×5 card I was filling out last night while in bed and drifting off to sleep at 9 pm with the lights on—I think I’ll continue this humiliating theme next week.

BIO: Dr. Mama (Amber Kinser) is a writer, feminist mother, professor, and speaker who lives in Tennessee. Check her out on Facebook, follow her on Twitter @DrMamaWit, and see her webpage. Kinser writes for the MamaBlogger365 series each Thursday at the Museum Of Motherhood, Mamapalooza and Mamazina Magazine.

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